katie . nineteen . canada
  • "After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

    - Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

    (Source: squidward-tenassholes, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

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  • kurgs:

    skeletongrazed:

    skeletongrazed:

    what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

    one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

    #i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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  • deadlinejon:

    stunningpicture:

    This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

    this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

    (via unclefather)

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  • unclefather:

    instead of the wheelbarrow we call this the shovel 

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  • kittensandcoffee:

    MY ENTIRE LIFE.

    (Source: joeydeangelis, via bl0od-gulch)

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  • thefrogman:

    By Franzi [tumblr]

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  • (Source: mostlycatsmostly, via asian)

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  • officialpollen:

    look at this idiot

    (Source: thewhimsyturtle, via ghost-anus)

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  • (via asian)

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  • adventuresofcesium:

    remember when Andy scored among the highest ever on the aptitude test for becoming a police officer but then was denied because the interview showed that he was too kind and trusting and empathetic to be a cop

    (Source: jesus-frankenstein, via unclefather)

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